Category: Movie Reviews

‘Hotel Artemis’ review

By Jordan Peterson | @thefilmmajor There is a lot going on inside the walls of the Hotel Artemis, as one might expect from a secret-not-so-secret hospital/hotel that exclusively caters to members of the criminal underworld. Unfortunately, none of it is as original or intriguing as the hotel itself. […]

‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ review

By Jordan Peterson | @thefilmmajor The most important stories in the life of swashbuckling smuggler Han Solo have already been told. After helping rid the galaxy of the oppressive empire, befriending a space wizard, and marrying a princess, everything else seems pretty forgettable. Alas, here we are staring […]

‘A Quiet Place’ review

By Jordan Peterson | @thefilmmajor In a darkened theater lit only by the reflecting luminescence of a Christie CP2000 projector, a low grumble makes itself known before momentarily subsiding then returning again with a roaring vengeance. This goes on for some time. It’s my belly, embarrassingly enough, reminding […]

‘Ready Player One’ review

By Jordan Peterson | @thefilmmajor Cue Van Halen’s “Jump.” A rampaging King Kong leaps from the Empire State Building, a time-traveling DeLorean narrowly escapes the chomping mandible of a hungry T-Rex, the Iron Giant mercilessly pummels Mecha-Godzilla, and Batman scales a blizzardy Mount Everest. If it sounds like […]

‘Justice League’ review: Team Chemistry Saves the Day in Superhero Ensemble Film

By Jordan Peterson | Follow @thefilmmajor Director: Zack Snyder Cast: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Gal Gadot, Ezra Miller, Jason Momoa, Ray Fisher, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane, Connie Nielsen, J. K. Simmons, Ciarán Hinds Rating: PG-13 (for sequences of sci-fi violence and action) Running Time: 1 hr. 59 min. The highest praise I can allot Justice League is […]